I’ve had
their pulled pork burritos and tacos several times now, and each time I’m left
with the feeling of happy belly nap time that they’re going to severely
put a dent in the more “chain” burrito bar’s profits that are nearby (Moe’s,
Salsarita’s, Qdoba, Chipotle).
First
off, just look at the size of this thing!
You only wish
your burrito was this big.
Yes, that
is a penny on the foil for size comparison.
This has thrown down on the likes of the major burrito bars – of which I
am quite fond of (see archive, -Ed.)
and told them to go sit down in time out while it steals their women away in
the night. I kid you not, this thing
has left the realm of “burrito sized” and has entered the realm of “forearm
sized.” Literally. It probably weighs more than your forearm,
too. But stuffed in your belly, it’s so
much more satisfying than a forearm. No
bones, either.
Of
course, size isn’t everything, but it sure is helpful to be on the bigger
end. Snicker. More important than sheer girth and length is
the flavor, and there is nothing about this burrito that comes anywhere close
to failing. Being completely honest? I ate plain tortilla. Plain
freakin’ tortilla. And it was
good. I don’t know what kind of mystical
Mexican magic they worked, here, but it’s amazing. Oh, yeah, and it gets better – because
there’s good $hit food inside the
tortilla.
Hand-made real guacamole is the first thing I noticed, along with seasoned rice, delicious
beans, fresh pico de gallo, perfectly seasoned pork and more, all put together
with the masterful hand that knows better than to over-season any one ingredient
(are you listening, Chipotle??). In my expert lol and highly trained hands, I could tell this was somewhere in
the realm of two and a half and seven thousand pounds of burrito perfection.
And I
ate the whole thing. In one
sitting. For the third time. (Not in the same day.)
(Although
I’d probably try, given the opportunity.)
So what
if I looked nine months pregnant afterwards?
Most people didn’t notice. I
mean, I look eight months pregnant before lunch, anyway.
For
those of you watching your weight (I
watch mine too.. it climbs. –Ed.), this burrito could easily be divided
into two “large” portions, or three “medium” portions, without skipping a
beat. Of course, I’m sure you’re also
the people who think that renaming Lunchables as “Snackables” for false
advertisement is a stupid idea, and the box of Kraft Dinner that says “serves
4-6” is actually “reasonable.” Silly
people. And for the price? You’d be daft to skip out without trying it.
Did I
mention the unthinkably awesome fact that they deliver? Yes, a taqueria that delivers. In Chesapeake .
I’ve set up a charitable fund to help offset the cost of clothing my
expanding waistline support spreading the Guacamole Gospel word
while I greedily gobble these before the psycho [insert hated political party here] regime puts restrictions and
warning labels on them.
Oh, and
their tacos and quesadillas are bangin’, too.
I’m thinking of getting their nachos, tomorrow.
Go do
the Facebook thing with them at https://www.facebook.com/pages/Alannahs-Taqueria/127302720734019
The
Verdict
5/5. Burritos like this one at cookie cutter
other local Mexican restaurants run you a whole lot more money, and are filled with a
whole lot more suck less flavor.
Yes, I
just censored my Verdict twice.
What? Don’t judge me.
Photo credit to Deena C. since I
didn’t stop to take a picture before inhalation.
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