So until
I start getting some sick Google money for doing this blog, or some form of
corporate sponsorship, or whatever, all the funding for things reviewed herein
come out of my own pocket.
This
means that, sadly, I do not get to consume the gloriously epic things like the
Ruby Tuesday Bacon Avocado Turkey Burger every day. (see
archive, -Ed.) And, let’s face it,
low-end frozen food isn’t exactly stellar magic most of the time. In fact, it’s pretty much crap about
what you’d expect.
Crap.
Yet, for
some strange reason, I still get excited whenever I see a new “flavor”
available in the dirt cheap economy frozen lines that grace many a broke
budget-conscious employee’s freezer.
This happened recently, when I found this little gem hiding on a shelf
at Wal*Mart:
Sadly, I didn’t even
notice the bright yellow “New!” label until after I’d cooked it. D’oh!
Immediately
conjuring up visions of sugarplums good old-fashioned sliced Italian
sausage and peppers over buttered bow-tie noodles, I started drooling and
snatched it up straightaway. Of course I
tried it immediately.
The
first thing you will say might remind you of an old Wendy’s advert. In other words, “Where’s the beef?” (Or in this case, sausage. Whatever.
The sausage might have ground cow in it.
I don’t care enough to go look.)
After getting over the initial investigative shock to confirm that yes, in
fact, there is meat in this flimsy
plastic tray, and not just rigatoni and sauce, the second thing you’ll notice
is that it smells exactly like every other Banquet that has their “marinara”
sauce on it. This list includes, but is
not limited to, the following:
·
Spaghetti
·
Chicken
Pasta Marinara
·
Lasagna
with Meat Sauce
·
Macaroni
& Beef
·
Spaghetti
& Meatballs
·
Banquet
Select Chicken Parmigian
·
Spaghetti
with Popcorn Chicken
·
and
MANY MORE!
Truth be
told, the sauce is so bloody overpowering, it’s amazing that anyone can taste
anything served with it. Normally, this
isn’t an issue, since it’s used sparingly in most dishes, but the rigatoni
(with Italian sausage [?]) didn’t receive such consideration. It was positively swimming in the sauce. About the only way I was aware that I was
actually consuming the Italian sausage [?] was the squeaky change in
texture. Could have told me it was just
plain rigatoni and sauce and I wouldn’t have known the difference.
Is it
bad? No.
It’s certainly not a change of pace, either. If you’re looking for something new, I’d
recommend going with the Cheesy Rice & Beans with Chicken. That’s like a Southwestern risotto and is
actually pretty freakin’ good for a buck.
The
Verdict
3/5. I could
see myself grabbing another one of these if the selection at Wal*Mart (or
wherever) doesn’t have my normal grab-n-go stuff. Odds are pretty even I’ll pick something
else, though.. but I can’t give it a two of five since I could foresee myself
(somewhat) willingly purchasing it again in the future.
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