[The
use of “fire-grilled” as an adjective in the previous installment of the Junk
Food Junkie is purely coincidence.
Honest. Unlike the consecutive
burrito installments, which was admittedly a temporary obsession. Plus, lobster from Red Lobster makes
sense. This was purely junk-food
scientific curiosity. –Ed.]
I recall,
one evening, sitting in front of the television, when a commercial came on for
Ribs at BK. My first reaction was gag,
followed immediately by a subconscious dread, knowing that at least one
coworker was going to ask me how they were.
At which point, I felt some equally-nauseating swelling of pride in that
my opinions matter and all that crap.
I was
nervous, ordering the ribs. I even felt
like I was saying a bad word in church as I did so, noting as I did how
overpriced they are. (At the BK I went
to, a 3-piece “add-on” was $1.99, or the 8-piece “meal” was $7.29.) Considering how tiny these are, the price is
a big kick in the chops deterrent for repeated orderings. Observe:
Yes, there are allegedly 8 ribs in
that box.
I realize
it is difficult to get a sense of how big they are from the crappy picture
quality, but use the sauce pack as a frame of reference. These “ribs” are roughly the size of average
chicken wings, but seem to contain less meat.
The barbecue sauce is BK’s standard nothing-special-here barbecue sauce,
and in all honesty, seems to detract from the flavor.
The
advertised “fall-off-the-bone” quality was mostly absent from my test
population, as only two of said ribs could actually be classified as that level
of tenderness. They weren’t overly
juicy, per se, but they also weren’t overcooked to death like you’d expect
from BK dry by any definition, either.
They had a good smoky pork flavor, which had that implacable hint of
“artificial flavor” to it. But, those
bones are definitely bones, so I blame their basting agent, and not the
manufacturing or preparation.
All in
all, I suppose if you’re in a die-hard funk and need ribs to heal you, they’ll
serve their purpose. Otherwise, I have a
feeling these will fall by the wayside very shortly, purely for cost vs.
product ratings, as I’m sure most people won’t continue to pay for what they
get.
The
Verdict
2/5. They don’t suck, which is almost
shocking. But the uber-steep price point
will prevent me from ordering them again unless I have a coupon. Or someone else is paying.
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